Owls, as Granddad Lynch says are not that what they seem.
We should admit the people with a newspaper do not either.
Have you ever been sitting on the terrace with a cup of fragrant coffee /

a glass of aperitif wine / small liqueur glass of cognac together with

a boy / girlfriend?
– Sure we have! – you would say.

WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS?
МИСТИЧЕСКАЯ ИСТОРИЯ НА РУССКОМ!